Coming straight out of the south, where the accents are thick and the weather is sizzling, Bayr Ast is a tv host by trade and a nudist by life-style choice. He is known to be a little touchy when it comes to his pet peeves but is generally considered wise and grounded. He is prone to fits of reminiscing, mostly about his Mammy (Fatty Ast) and his Pappy (Harry Ast) and the life lessons they taught him before being called home by the lord. However, none of these lessons rang more important than the one passed down by his father and became his personal mantra, “Don’t piss people off.” 

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One day while purchasing fig leaves, which he wears as to not offend others when he is in public, he ran into a young TV producer named Monday. After a very long and very nude chat, she decided to offer him a job at SLP TV has an on-air personality and he has been there ever since.